Got any problems? Well, we can help!* i think

There once was a specimen named Gason Joodman. He wasn't really ever the sharpest tool in the fridge (wait what). Because of this, his parents regarded him to be just as valuable as orange juice. For the uneducated folks that have no idea of the value of orange juice, it costs less money than when you get an A+ on your test (absolutely costless).

Gason Joodman did not accept this. He denied the fact that he was valued less than all the actually cool people, but Gason had a cunning plan.

With the help of his dumb business partner, Pasili Verides, he decided to start a company where... it's like therapy... but worse. Well, I mean... better, of course.

If you have any problems in your life (this can range from needing help with your math homework, to your dad drinking all the orange juice), then you must email [email protected]. This is not a choice, you must email him if you are having any problems.

*The entirety of gasonjoodman.ga is a joke. We are not therapists, nor anyone we may claim to be. Please do not take any of our advise seriously. While we may claim to work in certain professions, we do not necessarily have legal jurisdiction for perform these occupations. We simply made this as a joke and to have fun while communicating with these people. If you have have any serious issues, then please seek further help. We are not here to solve genuine issues. We can help with simple tasks such as homework, questions, and other assorted nonsense. It is not guaranteed that we will help out in your situation and we are trained to waste your time.